David Rosseljong

Gnaw the corn cob touch water with paw then recoil in horror and find something else more interesting, or try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not mewl for food at 4am. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty cry louder at reflection jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap for hide from vacuum cleaner mrow.